Use your Fist, and not your Mouth.

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

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(via somesickhumor)

somesickhumor:

so im not good at flirting but i know one major rule is to proofread your texts because once i was texting a girl i was crushing on and i meant to write “you’re adorable” but spell check made it “you’re adopted”

turns out, she was. and she was super touchy about. so she never spoke to me again.